Introducing a watch that's stylishly confident yet delightfully self-aware—the "Relax Substitute." Powered by the dependable Seiko NH38 automatic movement, this whimsical timepiece cheekily nods to luxury without taking itself too seriously. Its vibrant purple dial humorously proclaims, "RELAX, it's not what you think," beneath a playful reinterpretation of an iconic emblem. Encased in polished gold-tone stainless steel and paired with a rugged leather strap, it's both a conversation starter and a subtle reminder that life (and luxury) should always be enjoyed with a smile. Perfect for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship, playful irony, and impeccable style.
$325.00 USD
*For international shipments, there will be an additional shipping fee, which will be required after purchase.
Two Year Warranty
For all manufacture defects (See below)
Custom Shipping
2-4 week delivery based on your location.
Premium Packaging
Each timepiece comes with their own high-quality box and papers.
Warranty, Loyalty and Covenant Terms
Fraud and Theft
Purple Cow Watch Co aims for secure and authentic transactions. We have our own investigative staff that monitors transactions for authenticity. If suspicious activity is detected, such as invalid addresses or mismatched payment information, we may contact you for verification before shipping. Prompt communication helps us ensure secure and timely delivery. We actively cooperate with law enforcement and prosecute fraudulent activities to the fullest extent.
Copyright/Trademark
Purple Cow Watch Co is the original manufacturer/builder of each custom watch. We source our parts direct from manufacturer for our custom builds. Purple Cow Watch Co is not affiliated with Seiko, Omega, Citizen, Tudor, Rolex, or any other company our products may resemble. Our watches are original designs, and any similarity to other watches is purely coincidental. We legally acquire all brand-related parts from aftermarket suppliers and assume no liability for copyright infringements by these suppliers.
Payment
All payments are processed via Paypal. Mastercard, Visa, Discover, and American Express are also accepted via Paypal. We also accept Apply Pay and can provide special links for such purchase options.
Immediate payment is required. Contact us before payment if combining shipping for multiple items.
Sales tax of 6% is charged on purchases shipped within the continental US. Items ship only after payment is confirmed.
Returns
At Purple Cow Watch Co, customer satisfaction is our priority. All watches are thoroughly photographed, inspected, and confirmed working before shipping. Please review all photos and descriptions carefully before purchase. Returns are no longer accepted beyond warranty terms. No refunds are provided for damages outside our control, including water damage.
Shipping
Currently, Purple Cow Watch Co ships within the continental US. International shipping is available under specific terms and additional fees.
Please note custom watches, particularly with special dials, bezel inserts, or strap/bracelet configurations, may require 4 to 6 weeks before shipping as many of these items are hand-crafted and must be made before shipping to us to complete your build.
Once handed over to USPS, UPS, FedEx, or other carriers (with tracking provided), Purple Cow Watch Co holds no further liability. Additional insurance can be added for an extra fee upon request.
Buyers must provide accurate shipping addresses and cover applicable taxes, duties, or import fees.
We ship via USPS, UPS, and FedEx within 1-2 business days after payment confirmation.
Carrier shipping times may vary due to volume or unforeseen circumstances. Tracking information is provided when shipped.
For discounted shipping on multiple items, please contact us before processing payment.